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Jun 24, 2017 22:14:51 GMT -5
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Post by Hiporactivo on Jun 24, 2017 22:14:51 GMT -5
Christel came back to Tadeo, looking gleeful as ever. The discouraged Saiyan stood in defeat. He'd practiced the dance and lines many times, and he was just tired of it already. The gleeful Android leaned over to look into Tadeo's helmet visor.
"Soooooo? How's it going?"
"I'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'mso-"
"Alllll right, then. Maybe we should take a break."
"Break? Yes, that sounds good. I'll break someone's neck. Mmmmm, yes."
"TADEO SNAP OUT OF IT!"
"YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
As the two of them sat down, Tadeo with water in his hand, and Christel looking over his shoulder to check if he was all right, she wondered if maybe she'd overdone it. Then, immediately rejected it because she's always right. Then, she stood up and crouched in front of Tadeo, his helmet finally off.
"Hey, so let's see what you got so far. Ya know, with the dance and lines and everything?"
The Saiyan sighed and got up, putting the helmet back on and walking some place in front of Christel. Christel herself stood up and crossed her arms watching Tadeo. Tadeo did the dance flawlessly (which isn't a good thing), but he completely messed up the words, intentionally, and mediocrely
"I am the Great Saiyaman. Defender of lies. Protector of the guilty. Upholder of sexual affairs. Murderer of babies. Fear my power."
Christel looked at him blankly, slightly disappointed.
"Those aren't the right lines."
"Really, now? Damn, it sounds so right to say that, though."
"Is there a side of you that you haven't shown to me, yet?"
"I've been showing you this side of me since we got here. You just keep ignoring it. It's the side that hates this kinda thing."
"Why are you being such a baby about this? You're gonna have to do this with your children when you have them."
"Right now, I'm not thinking about children."
"But, don't you wanna have children?"
"Just to have them watch their father die later on in their life while fighting some monster? Hell no!"
Christel punched Tadeo in the gut pretty hard, offended that he'd say such a thing. The confused Saiyan reeled and held his stomach.
"Ack...what the hell...was that for? Urgh!"
Christel's face was flustered and showed hints of anger. Tadeo never looked up though.
"From the top, do it again!"
"Is it that time of the damn month again?"
Again, Christel punched Tadeo in the stomach. He reeled again, even more confused than before. Tadeo still doesn't remember that you shouldn't ever ask a woman about her time of the month. Or her weight. Once Tadeo recovered, he did it all over again, this time correctly.
"I am the Great Saiyaman! Defender of truth! Protector of the innocent! Upholder of justice! Doer of good!"
His face looked drained of color, but Christel was happier now. She held her hands together and looked at Tadeo with joy.
"Great! Now, they're gonna be starting soon. Let's not be late!"
"Why do I deserve this?"
"Soooooo? How's it going?"
"I'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'msogonnakillsomeoneI'mso-"
"Alllll right, then. Maybe we should take a break."
"Break? Yes, that sounds good. I'll break someone's neck. Mmmmm, yes."
"TADEO SNAP OUT OF IT!"
"YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
As the two of them sat down, Tadeo with water in his hand, and Christel looking over his shoulder to check if he was all right, she wondered if maybe she'd overdone it. Then, immediately rejected it because she's always right. Then, she stood up and crouched in front of Tadeo, his helmet finally off.
"Hey, so let's see what you got so far. Ya know, with the dance and lines and everything?"
The Saiyan sighed and got up, putting the helmet back on and walking some place in front of Christel. Christel herself stood up and crossed her arms watching Tadeo. Tadeo did the dance flawlessly (which isn't a good thing), but he completely messed up the words, intentionally, and mediocrely
"I am the Great Saiyaman. Defender of lies. Protector of the guilty. Upholder of sexual affairs. Murderer of babies. Fear my power."
Christel looked at him blankly, slightly disappointed.
"Those aren't the right lines."
"Really, now? Damn, it sounds so right to say that, though."
"Is there a side of you that you haven't shown to me, yet?"
"I've been showing you this side of me since we got here. You just keep ignoring it. It's the side that hates this kinda thing."
"Why are you being such a baby about this? You're gonna have to do this with your children when you have them."
"Right now, I'm not thinking about children."
"But, don't you wanna have children?"
"Just to have them watch their father die later on in their life while fighting some monster? Hell no!"
Christel punched Tadeo in the gut pretty hard, offended that he'd say such a thing. The confused Saiyan reeled and held his stomach.
"Ack...what the hell...was that for? Urgh!"
Christel's face was flustered and showed hints of anger. Tadeo never looked up though.
"From the top, do it again!"
"Is it that time of the damn month again?"
Again, Christel punched Tadeo in the stomach. He reeled again, even more confused than before. Tadeo still doesn't remember that you shouldn't ever ask a woman about her time of the month. Or her weight. Once Tadeo recovered, he did it all over again, this time correctly.
"I am the Great Saiyaman! Defender of truth! Protector of the innocent! Upholder of justice! Doer of good!"
His face looked drained of color, but Christel was happier now. She held her hands together and looked at Tadeo with joy.
"Great! Now, they're gonna be starting soon. Let's not be late!"
"Why do I deserve this?"