Post by Hiporactivo on Aug 23, 2017 20:47:17 GMT -5
Moving In
You have decided to move to the desert for extreme training, detaching yourself from the world around you, except there’s one problem: once you set up your lair, a group of bandits strike! Five desert bandits in total have descended upon you, intent on stealing your supplies. Show them you own this desert now!
5 Paragraphs. +900 PL
A green light appeared in the sky, facing the ground, and a young, green-haired Saiyan dropped from it. Landing in the sand on his feet, the young man stood up straight and looked around. There was absolutely nothing but sand all around the Saiyan. His green and silver Gi swayed in the wind, and he took a deep breath of the air, letting it all out with one exhale. He smiled and turned around, looking at more sand.
"This is gonna be the worst fucking vacation ever."
Tadeo brought with him only two bags. One of the bags was the tent he'd sleep in. The other bag had an extra Gi inside of it, Tadeo's phone, and a toothbrush and toothpaste. That was it. At this point, it was time for Tadeo to find a good place, without moving sand dunes, to put his tent. He floated above the dunes, looking for a rocky area to plant his tent. He found one very soon, next to a plateau. Putting his tent down, he began to recall the events that happened before he left his home. His children, Galileo and Dymond, had turned three not too long ago. However, Tadeo felt as if he needed a break from his everyday life of taking care of his kids and listening to his kids' mother. Because of this, he asked if he could be put on leave for about a week, at most, from his job in Capsule Corp. His boss reluctantly granted it, but he wouldn't be able to go on any more vacations for the rest of the year. He was fine with that. Afterwards, he packed his things, and disappeared right in front of Christel, which really pissed her off. He'd have to apologize to her when he gets back.
After setting up his tent, Tadeo basked in the glory of it, putting his hands to his hips and standing up straight in glory and accomplishment.
"This has got to be the easiest thing I've done in my whole life, while also the most disappointing."
He then walked inside it. It was cramped, and tiny. It didn't matter to him, however. He only would sleep in the tent. Everything else would be done outside. Tadeo walked back outside again, dropping his things inside. When he got outside, he closed the curtain behind him and stretched a little bit.
"I guess I could train for now."
Suddenly, he felt a few power levels approaching. They were much weaker than him, and he rolled his eyes as they came to him.
"Or, not."
He turned around and looked over the horizon. There was a desert vehicle that looked like some shit from Mad Max, and he could read five signatures coming from there. Patiently, Tadeo crossed his arms and waited for the desert dwellers to come to him.
Once they got close enough, they exited their vehicle and smirked, coming towards the lone Saiyan in the desert. Tadeo sighed a bit.
Now, where have I seen this before? Oh, right! Fuckin' Planet Vegeta. Those damn Saiyans were pains in the asses, but I'm sure they're doing all right, right now.
Practically on cue, those same people started cackling and circling around him. One even went into his tent. Normally, Tadeo would've done something, but he literally had nothing in there, and he wanted to see their reaction to when they found out he had practically nothing. While the other guy was inside, the other four decided to have a chat with Tadeo.
"So, what brings you out here, kid?"
"I'm 21 years old and a dad, ya know? Not that much of a kid, anymore."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."
The other three bandits there cackled with him after saying that. Tadeo kept his arms crossed and looked around him, nonchalantly.
"Yeah, that's better."
"Well then tell us, sir, where are ya from?"
"I'm from a planet called New Vegeta. Not that far from here if you just instantly teleport there."
One of the other bandits laughed and pointed to the Saiyan.
"What the hell kinda drugs is this guy on?"
They all laughed with him. Tadeo let them, and smirked on his own.
They won't be laughing, soon.
"Okay, so you're saying you're an alien?"
"Yeah. You can just call me a Saiyan, though."
Through laughs, one of the bandits spoke to him.
"O... Okay, 'Saiyan.' Tell us: why are you here?"
"Well, my fiancé and I had children at the tender age of 18, and I was serving in a war while she was pregnant with them. I've been taking care of the kids nonstop for three years now, and I needa break. So, I came to the desert to train some and to have some time away from them."
The bandits all laughed at him. They were cracking up at this point. Tadeo just let them. It was only a matter of time before he was about to fuck them up.
The fifth bandit came out of the tent with a somewhat disappointed look on his face. One of the others looked at him, confusion in his eyes. Throwing the bag down on the floor, he let the contents spill out.
"It's just got some clothes a toothbrush and a phone. Only that phone's valuable. He didn't even come out here with water."
Tadeo looked to his bag, slightly confused, then dropped his head.
Ah, crap! I really did forget the water.
One of the other bandits looked in the bag, taking all the stuff out and throwing it on the floor. Tadeo cringed, looking at his toothbrush on the floor. That was the most unfortunate sight there. The one bandit who looked through Tadeo's things threw his bag on the floor, looking at the Saiyan with anger in his eyes. He pulled out a large knife and pointed it right to Tadeo's face.
"What do you think this is, huh? You're supposed to have something real valuable on you. Where're you hiding it, huh? Empty out your pockets."
Tadeo simply smirked and raised one of his hands, slowly. He then reeled it back suddenly and launched his fist right into the bandit's chest, sending him into the plateau behind Tadeo's tent. His body went straight into it, and was lodged in there. The other bandits stared at him, frightened, after they glanced at their comrade in the wall. Tadeo looked at them all, smiling evilly.
"Believe me now, when I say I'm an alien from another planet?"
Immediately, they all started running for their Mad Max rip off vehicle. Tadeo pointed his hand to it, channeling Ki there.
"Oh, there's no use running. You're all already fucked."
He fired a Ki blast, obliterating the vehicle. The other bandits squirmed away from it, not much being left of the vehicle now. They looked to Tadeo as he walked up to them, fear running through their whole body. They were paralyzed in terror, and couldn't move anymore. Nothing they could do would do anything to him, anyway. Tadeo reeled his leg back, and then jetted it straight to one of the bandit's stomachs, sending him flying a far distance away. Next, he grabbed two of the other bandits, shoved them into the ground, and then threw them the same distance he kicked the one bandit. The last one got an idea, but was still terrified to do it. He took out his knife, yelling all the way, and jabbed it to Tadeo. He simply held out his hand, catching the blade, which didn't even break his skin. Then, he broke it, simply by closing his hand over it, applying pressure to all sides. The bandit squealed and fell backwards. Tadeo looked down at him, and picked him up.
"Sorry, bud. But you and your crew picked the wrong person to fuck with today."
The brutal Saiyan punched the bandit right in his jawline, sending him flying to the bodies of the other bandits. Turning back around and going to the first bandit he royally fucked over, he took him out of the plateau and opened a Gate behind him, throwing him through it. The body reappeared 15 feet in the air, above the other four bodies, and slowly plummeted to the rest of them. After watching it happen, Tadeo picked up all his things and went back into his tent.
"Great, now I gotta take the fucking sand outta my toothbrush."
You have decided to move to the desert for extreme training, detaching yourself from the world around you, except there’s one problem: once you set up your lair, a group of bandits strike! Five desert bandits in total have descended upon you, intent on stealing your supplies. Show them you own this desert now!
5 Paragraphs. +900 PL
A green light appeared in the sky, facing the ground, and a young, green-haired Saiyan dropped from it. Landing in the sand on his feet, the young man stood up straight and looked around. There was absolutely nothing but sand all around the Saiyan. His green and silver Gi swayed in the wind, and he took a deep breath of the air, letting it all out with one exhale. He smiled and turned around, looking at more sand.
"This is gonna be the worst fucking vacation ever."
Tadeo brought with him only two bags. One of the bags was the tent he'd sleep in. The other bag had an extra Gi inside of it, Tadeo's phone, and a toothbrush and toothpaste. That was it. At this point, it was time for Tadeo to find a good place, without moving sand dunes, to put his tent. He floated above the dunes, looking for a rocky area to plant his tent. He found one very soon, next to a plateau. Putting his tent down, he began to recall the events that happened before he left his home. His children, Galileo and Dymond, had turned three not too long ago. However, Tadeo felt as if he needed a break from his everyday life of taking care of his kids and listening to his kids' mother. Because of this, he asked if he could be put on leave for about a week, at most, from his job in Capsule Corp. His boss reluctantly granted it, but he wouldn't be able to go on any more vacations for the rest of the year. He was fine with that. Afterwards, he packed his things, and disappeared right in front of Christel, which really pissed her off. He'd have to apologize to her when he gets back.
After setting up his tent, Tadeo basked in the glory of it, putting his hands to his hips and standing up straight in glory and accomplishment.
"This has got to be the easiest thing I've done in my whole life, while also the most disappointing."
He then walked inside it. It was cramped, and tiny. It didn't matter to him, however. He only would sleep in the tent. Everything else would be done outside. Tadeo walked back outside again, dropping his things inside. When he got outside, he closed the curtain behind him and stretched a little bit.
"I guess I could train for now."
Suddenly, he felt a few power levels approaching. They were much weaker than him, and he rolled his eyes as they came to him.
"Or, not."
He turned around and looked over the horizon. There was a desert vehicle that looked like some shit from Mad Max, and he could read five signatures coming from there. Patiently, Tadeo crossed his arms and waited for the desert dwellers to come to him.
Once they got close enough, they exited their vehicle and smirked, coming towards the lone Saiyan in the desert. Tadeo sighed a bit.
Now, where have I seen this before? Oh, right! Fuckin' Planet Vegeta. Those damn Saiyans were pains in the asses, but I'm sure they're doing all right, right now.
Practically on cue, those same people started cackling and circling around him. One even went into his tent. Normally, Tadeo would've done something, but he literally had nothing in there, and he wanted to see their reaction to when they found out he had practically nothing. While the other guy was inside, the other four decided to have a chat with Tadeo.
"So, what brings you out here, kid?"
"I'm 21 years old and a dad, ya know? Not that much of a kid, anymore."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."
The other three bandits there cackled with him after saying that. Tadeo kept his arms crossed and looked around him, nonchalantly.
"Yeah, that's better."
"Well then tell us, sir, where are ya from?"
"I'm from a planet called New Vegeta. Not that far from here if you just instantly teleport there."
One of the other bandits laughed and pointed to the Saiyan.
"What the hell kinda drugs is this guy on?"
They all laughed with him. Tadeo let them, and smirked on his own.
They won't be laughing, soon.
"Okay, so you're saying you're an alien?"
"Yeah. You can just call me a Saiyan, though."
Through laughs, one of the bandits spoke to him.
"O... Okay, 'Saiyan.' Tell us: why are you here?"
"Well, my fiancé and I had children at the tender age of 18, and I was serving in a war while she was pregnant with them. I've been taking care of the kids nonstop for three years now, and I needa break. So, I came to the desert to train some and to have some time away from them."
The bandits all laughed at him. They were cracking up at this point. Tadeo just let them. It was only a matter of time before he was about to fuck them up.
The fifth bandit came out of the tent with a somewhat disappointed look on his face. One of the others looked at him, confusion in his eyes. Throwing the bag down on the floor, he let the contents spill out.
"It's just got some clothes a toothbrush and a phone. Only that phone's valuable. He didn't even come out here with water."
Tadeo looked to his bag, slightly confused, then dropped his head.
Ah, crap! I really did forget the water.
One of the other bandits looked in the bag, taking all the stuff out and throwing it on the floor. Tadeo cringed, looking at his toothbrush on the floor. That was the most unfortunate sight there. The one bandit who looked through Tadeo's things threw his bag on the floor, looking at the Saiyan with anger in his eyes. He pulled out a large knife and pointed it right to Tadeo's face.
"What do you think this is, huh? You're supposed to have something real valuable on you. Where're you hiding it, huh? Empty out your pockets."
Tadeo simply smirked and raised one of his hands, slowly. He then reeled it back suddenly and launched his fist right into the bandit's chest, sending him into the plateau behind Tadeo's tent. His body went straight into it, and was lodged in there. The other bandits stared at him, frightened, after they glanced at their comrade in the wall. Tadeo looked at them all, smiling evilly.
"Believe me now, when I say I'm an alien from another planet?"
Immediately, they all started running for their Mad Max rip off vehicle. Tadeo pointed his hand to it, channeling Ki there.
"Oh, there's no use running. You're all already fucked."
He fired a Ki blast, obliterating the vehicle. The other bandits squirmed away from it, not much being left of the vehicle now. They looked to Tadeo as he walked up to them, fear running through their whole body. They were paralyzed in terror, and couldn't move anymore. Nothing they could do would do anything to him, anyway. Tadeo reeled his leg back, and then jetted it straight to one of the bandit's stomachs, sending him flying a far distance away. Next, he grabbed two of the other bandits, shoved them into the ground, and then threw them the same distance he kicked the one bandit. The last one got an idea, but was still terrified to do it. He took out his knife, yelling all the way, and jabbed it to Tadeo. He simply held out his hand, catching the blade, which didn't even break his skin. Then, he broke it, simply by closing his hand over it, applying pressure to all sides. The bandit squealed and fell backwards. Tadeo looked down at him, and picked him up.
"Sorry, bud. But you and your crew picked the wrong person to fuck with today."
The brutal Saiyan punched the bandit right in his jawline, sending him flying to the bodies of the other bandits. Turning back around and going to the first bandit he royally fucked over, he took him out of the plateau and opened a Gate behind him, throwing him through it. The body reappeared 15 feet in the air, above the other four bodies, and slowly plummeted to the rest of them. After watching it happen, Tadeo picked up all his things and went back into his tent.
"Great, now I gotta take the fucking sand outta my toothbrush."