Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 16, 2017 14:18:58 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Null Active Transformation - Null
The rock creature was a very peculiar entity. It didn't directly answer Sanctimonious Asshat's question, rather it responded with a question of its own in regards to the nature of the planet itself. Perhaps Namek is the haven it sought and if so it happened to find where it needed to be. Sanctimonious Asshat didn't feel any air of hostility from the being and as such would take an action of hostility of his own, rather openly answer its question himself.
"Yes, you are on Namek. We are in the Ajissa Mainland actually. What brings you here?'
He slipped in a question with his reply to the being to see if he could get some insight on the point of the being's arrival. Perhaps he came to find someone or perhaps he came to accomplish some sort of task, either way Sanctimonious Asshat knew not to trifle with the being as his power was almost on par with Sanctimonious Asshat's own and he knew not what the creature was capable of. Unlike the others that came to his planet though, its stoicism carried some sense of reason it it. Looking to the other, Barrigan was it? He didn't drop his guard, but he found no reason in being completely hostile to the alien. He had never heard of it or its kind.
"I've never heard of your kind. I hail from the Western Village south of the Capsule Corporation facility. Obviously word has not spread of you or any of your... people."
Golem looked up at the sky; his eyes and runes turned into a bright yellow, and a high pitched monotone voice shrieked "OBJECTIVE COMPLETE! PROCEEDING WITH NEXT OBJECTIVE." He looked back at Goo. In his normal deep monotone voice, he said "I must complete Master's objectives."
Barrigan was legit confused as to what Sanctimonious Asshat meant and raised an eyebrow to show him his confusion. "dats strange, me and ma boyz 'ave been 'ere far two 'ears now." he took up a thinking position. "Ward shoulda spread ba now dat we're helpin ya take back Namek from da reds." He was completely baffled as to why word of him and his orks hasn't reached his village. He was also confused about the way he looked at him. Why would a fellow green man look at him like that? He was honestly confused, did he come from an isolationist village? If so how the hell did they survive the reds? He said western village, hmm, he remembered some of the elders looking at him oddly in a meeting once in the past 2 years. Maybe they're the ones who kept the information away from this man here for whatever reason?
He Noticed Golem speak to Sanctimonious Asshat. Saying something about objectives? His eyes became serious. "Hay if you're plannin on hurtin dis guy 'ere, I'm not gonna stand by an' let ya, ya got dat?" he told the robot with no fear for his own life at all. He just wanted to make sure that this rock thing understood how he worked. No rock's gonna harm a fellow Green man! He wasn't using a threatening tone really, but his tone was a serious one. His eyes relaxed slightly for him to say. "'less af course ya got other plans like halpen us wid da reds?" he asked wanting to make sure. He was tense and ready to fight if need be if this rock was trying to threaten them.
"War never changes. Only the instruments of war and the people who play in it."
"What is my true name? What Destiny awaits one such as I out here, outside of Lordroth?" Quin
"You can tear me down all you want, I will Never give you the satisfaction of my Death! I am ASPARA! FEEL MY FLAMES AND BURN!" Aspara
"I need time to think." Sonnelion
"Orkses neva lose if we run we'll jus' come back fer more! If we die it don' count!" Barrigan
Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 16, 2017 21:45:57 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Null Active Transformation - Null
"Master? Were you told to come here by someone?"
Sanctimonious Asshat asked the rock creature. It seemed almost robot in the way it interacted with everyone who was there. While he awaited a response he inspected the runes on its body, the luminescence drawing in his eyes in curiously, he wondered if they served some sort of significance to the being and its operation and survival. Meanwhile he turned back to Barrigan, more curious than cautious now. Why would the elders have kept such information from him, he asked but at the same time current revelations had already made him aware to the secrecy of the namekian elders in his village at the least.
"Interesting, why would you bother to come here? We are far from the most interesting planet in the galaxy from what I gather."
Sanctimonious Asshat spoke to the large green creature that was Barrigan. He was legitimately confused at the matter and thought it better to ask than to be hostile towards wither of them.
Golem's eyes and runes turned back to their baseline blue. "Question: Master?" Golem recited in a perfect mimicry of Sanctimonious Asshat's voice. "Answer: Yes, I am following Master's orders." He said in his baseline voice.
Golem surveyed the area, briefly glancing at Barrigan, but in the end, he returned to Sanctimonious Asshat.
Barrigan looked at Golem's response with a raised eyebrow "An' what exactly were ya masta's orders?" He asked honestly rather curious. He then heard Sanctimonious Asshat's question to him. Why did he settle here? Ah right, to make sure he had a place where his race could develop, but not too quickly. "ma race is kinda da aggressive type, de alsa tend ta spread too fast if on a worl' wid too much junk 'round. dis worl' has lot's of natural fauna, and very little junk ta go 'round, which is da right conditions and yer race has green skin, ma race likes green so dat means dey get alon' with yer's" he explained. His reasoning for placing an ork base here was at first because he wanted a war front of sorts, but then he realized just how...dumb his kind is. So he figures that with how his kind doesn't like to hurt those with green skin means that the namekians may be able to help his kind evolve into a better society.
Namek did not actually have much junk to work with except for stuff in the small villages or encampments. That said, slow development means more time for his species to grow as a more...social race. "I'm hopin dat yer kind can help give 'em some culture. Dis world should make ma race more...adaptable ta society" He explained to Sanctimonious Asshat. Yes, Barrigan likes a fight as much as any other ork, but, even he knows that his race needs to grow beyond being a bunch of war-hungry brutes. If they get wiped...well, he's still around, so he can just start over if it comes to that. He may not show it much, but he does care about his race somewhat. He just doesn't like how they lack the intelligence that he has as it means he can't get into any interesting conversations with any of them.
"War never changes. Only the instruments of war and the people who play in it."
"What is my true name? What Destiny awaits one such as I out here, outside of Lordroth?" Quin
"You can tear me down all you want, I will Never give you the satisfaction of my Death! I am ASPARA! FEEL MY FLAMES AND BURN!" Aspara
"I need time to think." Sonnelion
"Orkses neva lose if we run we'll jus' come back fer more! If we die it don' count!" Barrigan
Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 20, 2017 17:55:18 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Null Active Transformation - Null
Sanctimonious Asshat's curiosity continued to peak as the golem like creature mimic'd his voice to a perfect pitch and then so easily reverted back to its own tine. There was something up about this creature that he wanted to learn more about. Meanwhile his curiosity was also rather turned towards the gargantuan green man, yet it was not quite enough to warrant him questioning the man that called himself Barrigan.
"Who is your master? And is there a name I can call you by?"
Sanctimonious Asshat politely asked the rocky creature. It must have had a name, much less someone who had constructed it or at least gave it instructions or a purpose.However the last remark of Barrigan confused him, prompting him to shift his attention long enough to ask the large man a question.
"Question: Who is your Master? Answer: Information unavailable. Secondary Master's name is..." Golem's voice changed back to the shrill female computer voice. "INSERT N-" Golem stopped abruptly. "ERROR! ERROR! INFORMATION MAY COMPROMISE OBJECTIVES!" Whatever he was about to say, he cut himself off before either characters could draw any conclusions as to what he was saying.
"Question: Is there a name I can call you by? Answer: My name is Golem, or Nine-Zero-L-Three-M," just like before when reciting questions, he copied Sanctimonious Asshat's voice.
Upon hearing Sanctimonious Asshat say he doesn't know what Culture is, well. "Culture's a bit difficult ta describe. hmmm." he thought for a moment and then looked at Golem upon hearing the name. Somehow, he wasn't surprised. He supposed he may ask a question of Golem first, if they can't know the name of his master... what about his objective? "what's yer objective 'ere?" he asked looking at the Golem.
He would turn back to Sanctimonious Asshat after Golem answers that question to say "its like yer village, ya got certain traditions? Rules? Art? Well, say other Namekian villages decide ta call yer village a culture. It'd be due ta bein part of a...ah how do da hummies call it....ah yes, da collective intelligence of a group of sentients. Dat is culture." he described and looked in the distance to another village of namekians in that general direction. "its like how yous would call anoder village a differen' culture from yers." he explained making the correct assumption that Sanctimonious Asshat's from an isolationist village.
"War never changes. Only the instruments of war and the people who play in it."
"What is my true name? What Destiny awaits one such as I out here, outside of Lordroth?" Quin
"You can tear me down all you want, I will Never give you the satisfaction of my Death! I am ASPARA! FEEL MY FLAMES AND BURN!" Aspara
"I need time to think." Sonnelion
"Orkses neva lose if we run we'll jus' come back fer more! If we die it don' count!" Barrigan
Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 22, 2017 13:09:44 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Null Active Transformation - Null
Sanctimonious Asshat listened to the rocky creature that would later be known as Golem speak. It seemed to have some sort of rule in place that prevented it from listing its objective at this time. However it did ask for Sanctimonious Asshat's name as it reveled itself as Golem with a string of numbers and letters. Regardless of this Sanctimonious Asshat would wait for the creature known as Barrigan to speak before talking to either of them.
"I am Sanctimonious Asshat. And it is very likely that I do come from a rather... isolated village."
He gave this as a reply to both of them rather than answer to one independent of the other. Hopefully he would get a reply in a similar fashion with both. As he was curious on the matter of both of them.