Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 11, 2017 6:56:39 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Null Active Transformation - Null
Things were going rather normal on Namek, mundane tasks being completed by all Namekians alike. Sanctimonious Asshat himself was tasked with helping train the younger Warrior Caste that had finally reached the age where they were strong enough to fight without tiring out too easily. It was a task he actually enjoyed from time to time, getting to see the next generation rise up and prepare themselves to take the rank of their superiors as they go older. He remembered his own days as a youth, training to become the strongest, surpassing some of his own kin, but also seeing the gaps between him and others.
The training was going rather smoothly when he felt something, speeding towards the planet. He knew the other namekians had felt it too, all but the younger one as they had not been taught to sense ki energy yet. While the energy was not gigantic, it was rather on par, and even surpassing many of Sanctimonious Asshat's siblings. Looking around he would fly off on his own to investigate.
Once he was sure no one was following him he made his way to the estimated point of impact and waited, hoping that it was not hostile, but he knew that if they were it would be his job to solve that issue. Sitting down, the namekian took the opportunity to mediate while he waited for it to draw closer.
The power level smashed through the atmosphere and the whatever ignited. It was too far away to be seen from the ground. However, the flames illuminated it enough that anybody flying in the sky would see that it looked like a massive rock! As the meteor fell, large pieces of it fell off and disintegrated almost instantly. While it was whittling down to a less destructive size, whatever was inside did not lose any power. In fact, it was close enough to be sensed! It was a reliable 40k... but what could it be?
Whatever it was, it was approaching the ground. It might be pretty dangerous if it landed without some form of cushion.
Barrigan was in the ork province when he noticed a shooting star...He got off his chair and got in his trukk, and began driving over to where it appeared to be heading, he still remembers the last time a large rock showed up. Now you see, the last time he was killed by a rock was ironically enough, on Namek. He got flung into space because of someone named Death the Kid by a mere flick. Now he survived that...until a giant Katchin Asteroid appeared out of nowhere and killed him in less than a second. The asteroid in question is known as the Badassteroid. Its location is still unknown to this day but still.
Barrigan continued to drive in his Trukk towards where the impact may end up being.
Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 11, 2017 10:45:22 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Water Active Transformation - Null
The power continued to draw closer, hell it seemed to grow as it approached the surface of the planet. Perhaps it was the fact it was drawing closer that Sanctimonious Asshat could feel the true potential of whatever was making its way towards Namek at incredible speeds. He hoped there were no other namekians attempting to arrive on the scene as surely they could feel the vastness in its power at this point, it was almost comparable to Sanctimonious Asshat in strength, but there was still a noticeable gap between the two regardless.
As the fire sparked around it once it hit the atmosphere, Sanctimonious Asshat came to realize the speed it was actually travelling at. He had to find a way to slow it down if he could, or do what he could to catch it before it hit the surface. He thought for a moment before an idea came to his mind. Pooling his ki into his midsection, his body began to expand ten fold, until he was standing almost eighty feet tall, ready to take a shot at catching whatever it was heading towards the planet. However the flames gave him another idea, drawing water from nearby ponds and oceans he created a protective barrier around himself of this magical water, perhaps it could help to quench the flames when he went to catch the projectile which was on its way in.
As Sanctimonious Asshat waited he felt another power, weaker than both he and the projectile heading towards his location, un-wavered bu this his attention was still completely on catching the object in question. However should this other get in the way, he was unsure how he would react towards them, and should they be a Red he would have to kill them on the spot for stepping unto this side of the planet. Now with malice in his mind he had to take a deep breath, the air from his mouth feeling like a gentle breeze to all the small entities on the ground below.
Body Size Control - Sanctimonious Asshat has complete control over his body and the size/length of all parts of his body.
Elemental Sponge - Every time you use a technique that has a elemental affinity attached to it (Like fire breath is fire) you gain a single token to reduce the amount of damage you would take from it along with a small increase of damage.
Aqua Aura - Magical water envelops the user and surrounds them, only greater enhanced by the intensity of their ki underneath. The technique can take up to two hits of water attacks equal to or lower than the user's Focus stat. However if the attack surpasses this, it only blocks the one attack. It does not block however attacks that are not of the electric element. This does not stack with other elemental Aura and if his by the opposing element is destroyed regardless of power.
The rock kept plummeting and doing all the physics stuff that I don't understand until it crashed into Sanctimonious Asshat. He would find that the meteor was very heavy, and had a whole lot of momentum. It would be difficult to completely stop the impact, however, the Namekian could slow and cool Golem down to a safer speed.
This dirty rock was covered in various, and it was vaguely humanoid; it had some kind of blue drawings all over it that emanated a faint glow.
"Location?" the rock rumbled. As it spoke strange symbols all over it lit up a little brighter. "Location?" it repeated.
Barrigan eventually arrived at the location and got off the Trukk. He walked over and spotted the namekian and the golem...wait he recognized the golem. He raised an eyebrow wondering why that golem from the war and against that one giant monster thing is here. The Golem asked for a location. Barrigan looked at Sanctimonious Asshat and gave a friendly wave at the fellow green man. "Heya stranger, Name's Barrigan." he introduced himself with a friendly grin on his face. He looked at the rock. "ya remember me ya ol' rock?" He asked still holding his grin. The fact he used such words may astonish Sanctimonious Asshat and maybe Golem as Barrigan's much weaker than them, so the fact that there's someone weaker than them just saying this may actually surprise them, especially with the sheer lack of fear or really anything in his voice. Hell, he sounded friendly when he said this.
Barrigan honestly has no fear of death, hence why he can just pull banter on those so much stronger than him. While he hates hippies, in general, he makes an exception of the Namekians because of their glorious green skin. A rather petty outlook but it can be funny at times.
"War never changes. Only the instruments of war and the people who play in it."
"What is my true name? What Destiny awaits one such as I out here, outside of Lordroth?" Quin
"You can tear me down all you want, I will Never give you the satisfaction of my Death! I am ASPARA! FEEL MY FLAMES AND BURN!" Aspara
"I need time to think." Sonnelion
"Orkses neva lose if we run we'll jus' come back fer more! If we die it don' count!" Barrigan
Post by Sanctimonious Asshat on Jul 14, 2017 10:08:24 GMT -5
Sanctimonious Asshat
Powerlevel: 61,300
Active Element - Water Active Transformation - Null
The rock impacted Sanctimonious Asshat with an incredible force, pushing against him as he tried his best to keep it from taking him over. As it entered his hands the water around him worked to cool it off from the entry heat. The steam tore off of it like crazy, blanketing the air above the ground with a fog of intense thickness, of the like Sanctimonious Asshat was not accustomed to normally. Blowing at it however, he was able to get it to disperse nominally.
"A location?Is there somewhere you are looking for?"
Sanctimonious Asshat asked the brightly lit rock curiously. His concern was on what it meant rather than why it was here. Helping it to the surface and shrinking back to his normal size himself, Sanctimonious Asshat wanted to talk to it on the closest eye to eye level he could manage. The other entity however had arrived on the scene and seemed all too happy, turning with a jerk Sanctimonious Asshat would query him.
"First of all, what the hell are you? And second of all why are you on my home planet, or even right here for that matter. You look like you belong with the reds."
Golem didn't respond in any way to Sanctimonious Asshat. Even when the giant green man shrunk down to size, and set the giant rock down, he didn't respond, acknowledge, or thank the Namekian in any way. The only thing he did was slowly bend down, and rip a clump of blue grass out of the ground. "Is this Namek?" he asked.
Only after Sanctimonious Asshat spoke to Barrigan did Golem even look at him. He'd heard the ork's question but didn't see any reason to respond. Deciding that if the original green person saw fit to talk to Barrigan, did he respond. "No." he said. He didn't remember Barrigan.
Barrigan wasn't really all that disappointed that Golem didn't remember him. So he patted the back of his own head and well "Yeah shoulda figured as much, it has been awhile afta all. Heh, welcome ta Namek." That and he only really saw a glimpse of him. The moment Sanctimonious Asshat compared him to a red. "a'm no stinkin red, A've been tryin ta get dem off ma turf 'round here far awhile now." He didn't really gesture in any actual direction mind you but still. "Ma name's Barrigan, and me and ma ork boyz are allied with da green Nameks." He introduced himself. His face is green after all. "Da green Namekians let us have a little province 'ere afta we took out a large encampment of reds." He explained honestly. it's harder than one may think to actually get an encampment around these parts, and since The orks have no intentions of attacking a fellow green skinned people, they went attacked the Red Namekians. Quite the logic they got huh...
Though admittedly, they have been having to limit their growth to just their province so they'd have had to limit how much they sweat at times. Kinda annoying really in all honesty with how much sun there is around here. They as such kinda had to basically set up roofs and stuff all over their province, and have air conditioning just to limit the amount of sweat made.
"War never changes. Only the instruments of war and the people who play in it."
"What is my true name? What Destiny awaits one such as I out here, outside of Lordroth?" Quin
"You can tear me down all you want, I will Never give you the satisfaction of my Death! I am ASPARA! FEEL MY FLAMES AND BURN!" Aspara
"I need time to think." Sonnelion
"Orkses neva lose if we run we'll jus' come back fer more! If we die it don' count!" Barrigan