Namek Quests

Hidden Potential
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”Thank you my child. Thank you for seeing me at my request.”

The Guru’s voice echoed through the structure, his aides keeping their eyes on the conversation between he and Sanctimonious Asshat, who stood at his forefront of the elder’s seat. The wrinkled old namekian had personally asked for Sanctimonious Asshat, to see the young Warrior, perhaps he had heard of Sanctimonious Asshat’s recent attack on those bandits. If that were the case, what did the Guru want of him today? The urgency in the voice of his trainer made Sanctimonious Asshat sure whatever it was needed attention right away so there was haste in Sanctimonious Asshat’s arrival.

”Your recent actions have brought you to my attention. I want you to clear the planet of a group of pirates that are hidden in a cave on the coastline. Do this and I will unlock your hidden potential further.”

The Guru relayed his intentions to Sanctimonious Asshat, confirming the Namekian’s suspicions about it being related to his actions in avenging Cargo. At the notification of these pirates Sanctimonious Asshat felt two fires in his heart, one that was his own and the other that was Cargo. It was time to expand his actions towards the protection of the planet and the safety of his people. With a map in hand, it was only time before he would push onwards to the hideout of the pirates.

The coastline drew closer as Sanctimonious Asshat flew in the general direction that was indicated to him. A small, discrete cave in the mountain made it all the more obvious as he dropped to the mountainside. Inside was damp and dark, but lit by torches the further in he went. The pirates inside didn’t take notice of him until the first one was down, his whimper drawing the attention of the others. One by one Sanctimonious Asshat dropped them like the flies they were. With them disposed of and returned to the Guru to report his success.

Word seemed to spread quickly form the attendants and down the ladder further to Sanctimonious Asshat's own brothers. Their curiosities varied wildly, some tame and others wild in their thoughts on what he Guru had Sanctimonious Asshat truly do. Perhaps this attention was to become more consistent with the Guru's current interest in the Warrior Caste namekian. This was unlikely the last special task he would have. 

When Good Dies
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It had been a week since Sanctimonious Asshat found the Guru’s son, leading the Black Dragon Cult. Word had spread quickly, in only a matter of days the entire village had received word of the Guru’s son. Sure it all began as rumors, but belief in the matter only was reinforced when those close to the Guru’s son thought of the way he had acted before he disappeared so long ago. Some were talking of attacking the Black Dragon Cult, but many of the elders did their best to keep these rebellious types in check.

However things were not smooth the week leading up to the present. Rather the Guru’s condition proceeded to worsen, with each day his capabilities and capacities were dropping little by little. One day he would lose his inability to walk, then the next he couldn’t move at all. On the seventh day of that week however was when things turned for their worst. Falling from his seat he requested to speak to Sanctimonious Asshat before his passing.

”Thank you for all of your continuing help my son, but I need you to find the one who has poisoned me. I am sure they have been here and still are. Waiting for me to keel over.”

Falling to the ground and passing after he spoke, the Guru’s final wishes were relayed to Sanctimonious Asshat. To find the man that had poisoned him to begin with. It had to have been someone who came into the village within the last week. Sanctimonious Asshat asked the attendants to shut down all entrances and exits into and out of the village and to keep their eyes to the sky. Sanctimonious Asshat wanted to make sure no one got out of the village while the killer remained a mystery. He then proceeded to round everyone up into the center of the village, getting alibi after alibi, most were confirmable, but an outsider to the village seemed a little off.

When confronted on it the namekian attacked Sanctimonious Asshat, as if he were desperate to get away and report the task he had completed. He closed in to get a solid punch in on Sanctimonious Asshat's abdomen; while his attack hit solid, Sanctimonious Asshat stood unfazed, looking the foreign namekian dead in his eyes. Slapping him to the side and charging ki into his right hand, converting the energy to magic as it took shape to create a blazing blade of red hot fire, circling calmly and yet wildly.

Without hesitation Sanctimonious Asshat slaughtered the namekian, the tattoo of the Black Dragon Cult across his back as his shirt tore from him. It was obvious, the Black Dragon Cult was preparing for a total hostile take over, perhaps it was time to fight back… to finish off that group of monsters once and for all.

Evil Hungers
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Days grew into weeks, as weeks grew into months as Sanctimonious Asshat remained a ‘member’ of the Black Dragon Cult. His training with them had not been as impressive as he had hoped it would have been. Rather the training was very similar that which he was doing on the other side of the war, but it seemed like the stronger of the warriors had the option to take some sort of supplement that seemed to act as some sort of steroid to their bodies. Perhaps this was why they were able to vastly over power the remainder of the namekians on the planet as they had in Sanctimonious Asshat’s failed raid on the Black Dragon base.

However Sanctimonious Asshat was able to get word out to the resistance, writing a letter and passing it on with a trained frog of all things. He found it rather lucky that the Black Dragon had trained these frogs ahead of time for him. He told them that he was inside, facing as a soldier so that he can work on dismantling them from the inside and learn how they managed to become as powerful as they were. Sure that the message made it to them he continued with his daily routines they had tasked him to.

When he arrived they pushed the simple, annoying tasks unto him, fair enough regarding he was leading the resistance less than a day before hand. For a matter of weeks this was his job, but his progress in the ranks of their warriors rose him from this humiliation and allowed him to relax some when not training or on a miscellaneous patrol they threw him out on. These patrols as they were, were exceedingly boring to Sanctimonious Asshat, never once did he come across any sort of combat, even with the native wildlife; what little there was.

Much to Sanctimonious Asshat’s surprise they had not pushed him to give them information on where he was hiding the resistance. Perhaps things were weakening on their end. On two occasions he had received messages from the resistance, telling him that they were conducting operations on their own with some relative success, perhaps this was the cause for the cult’s lack of effort to conduct torture on Sanctimonious Asshat, either way he found this to be a relief on his behalf.

Soon rumors were spread among the warriors of the Black Dragon cult, rumors that they were fighting a war on two fronts, with the resistance slowly making progress, as well as the Red Namekians eating away at the borders little by little. Sanctimonious Asshat rejoiced at this fact. IT didn’t take long for these rumors to only be confirmed with reports coming from all Black Dragon strongholds and encampments across the planet, either reports of falling or simply of attacks.

However as these became more prevalent, the Black Dragon put themselves into a war position, prepping the warriors, such as Sanctimonious Asshat; for the battles to come. With this came the opportunity to learn something they had been holding back from the soldiers since its creation a matter of months ago. It was an attack created by the leader of the clan himself. An attack that could be used to clumsily wipe out large swathes of enemies with one move.

Sanctimonious Asshat was rather happy to learn the Hellzone Grenade, the attack was one he could make much use of, something he could potentially put to use against the Black Dragon when the time came. However this was still some time off, rather now he might as well comply with them until he could make his final move. It seemed their first target was going to be a Red Namekian base on the border, one that they had been scouting for some time and were sure they could easily wipe it off of the map. Sanctimonious Asshat took some enjoyment in this particular mission.